Tag: jesus
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Kill the Spider!

Every day Bob prayed, “Lord take the cobwebs out of my heart.” Another man overheard him praying this same prayer day in and day out and finally prayed, “Lord, I’m tired of listening to this guy, please, kill the spider!” Vinny prayed, “Lord I want to win the lottery. After a year of praying Vinny…
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Lord, please work on my face!

Lord, I need you to work on my face. For those of you who have seen me you might be thinking, Ralf, no amount of guy products is going to provide the much needed improvement. Ok I get it when it comes to the looks department I didn’t inherit that gene. In fact, earlier…
